Things On Facebook That Can Die and Go to Hell

Man, you can be a good guy and just mind your own business and there will still be stuff coming across your Facebook Feed that just drives you nuts. I don't know why these things drive me nuts, because dog and cat videos were there long before these and I'm not tired of them.

So here are the things on Facebook (cross posted stuff) that can die and go to hell. I think they need little to know explanation other than that.

*Extravagant wedding proposals.

*Anything involving "twerking".

*Posts that start with the words "Liberal" or "Conservative".

*ALL LIP DUB. It was cute that one time servicemen did it, now it's over.

*That guy that cut off his nose to look like Red Skull.

*Any post that wants a like, share or repost for disease, religion, or any other kind of "magical internet help, blessing or healing".

*Elaborate/extreme dance videos.

*"Amazing transformations!"

P.S. When faced with the devil, for posting this stuff, keep in mind that you are entitled to a "Rock Off". It's in the contract.