I think I heard on a commercial or something that nature has what you call a "balance". I think it had to do with constipation or something, so I guess that's a poor way to start this story out.  The real problem here is people keeping snakes as pets and letting them go when they get too big to handle.  Details after the jump.

Are you afraid of snakes?  If so, you're going to be peeing yourself the next time you have to visit Florida.  There's snakes, and a lot of them, eatin' up all the local critters.  Heathen has the story for you right now.