I've never heard of Scooter Magruder before, but he hit it out of the park with this one.  While people in other countries worry that they may be killed in their sleep, we worry about little things here in the U.S. (and other first world areas).  Check out the list after the jump.

Scooter cheats on his list a couple times with repeat entries, so check out his list of "First World Problems" then pitch in a few yourself.  We'd love to have you list some.  In the meantime, check out Scooter Magruder: