Who'd a thunk it? Vince McMahon is bringing back his greatest failure, the XFL.  Don't get me wrong, I LOVED the XFL. It really was the last time that I was mentally invested at all in professional football.

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McMahon is supposedly bringing back a "gimmick-free" XFL, but that doesn't mean that the teams don't need flashy names and uniforms. I knocked out a few just in case Lubbock wants to get in on the action.  So here you go, it's the Top Five Names for a Lubbock XFL team!

5. The ZZ Top Destroyers

4. The Haboobs

3. The Oblivious Drivers

2. The Raider Rashers

1. The Lubbock Eurestees