Top 5 Unsent Tweets to Governor Greg Abbott

Yesterday our Governor chose to spend his Sunday writing one-liners slamming the Cowboys. He tweeted out "Cowboy Defense. More porous than the Mexican border." I think if he's going to roast the Cowboys, he could stand a little roasting himself!

The other folks on Twitter let him have it with my favorite comment being "You are the most embarrassing Texas governor since our last one. Take a bow".

I myself don't "Tweet".  I have far too much to say to be contained to whatever minuscule amount of characters they allow.  I will indulge everyone today though, and give you my

5. Great one-liner, maybe you should try stand up comedy #whoops #nevermind

4. "You had enough people to monitor Jade Helm, why not the border? #derp! #tinfoilhat

3. What do the Cowboys & The Governor have in common? Both losers on Sunday! #obvious

2. Opinions are like assh*les, everyone has an opinion, and you're like an opinion .#Imsayingyoureanassh*le"

1. I'm starting to think that "R" I saw next to your name on the ballot didn't stand for Republican" #thinkaboutit  #isitstillwrongifIthinkitandnotsayit?