Want stronger, stiffer stems? How about hot, pulsating petals? Okay, we can't help you with that second one, it just sounded good. Anyways, evidently you can trade in your green thumb for a blue pill.

 

The ladies just love those long, firm, stem....roses.  It turns out the best way to keep your flowers rockin' is by adding a little Viagra to the mix.  Heathen has the story right now: