Texas has its own everything. We don’t need anything else except what we have here. So I came up with five “sports” that would be tops in the Texas Olympics if we had one of those, too. (more…)
Athleticism not needed. Plus, there's beer.
Longest drive to Spring Break
Whether you're headed south to Padre or north to Colorado and the slopes, getting anywhere for Spring Break from anywhere in Texas is a looooooooong drive. That's a lot of miles to drink beer somewhere else.
Longest Keg Stand
Avoiding STDs at college
Because after all that beer and partying, this one is the hardest of all the sports. The winner is the one with the least, obviously -- kind of like golf, the lower the score, the better.