Vote Shi-Thod For President [AUDIO]

We don't know if we were being scammed or not, but we got an email from a guy who wanted to be president.  We're not sure what his deal was because he couldn't write comprehensible sentence.  This seems like the PERFECT candidate for the RockShow to get behind. Details after the jump.

So we got a solicitation email from a presidential candidate, but we're not real sure what the hell he wants or is going to do.  Check it out and may you can decipher it for us.