Wash Your Hands You Filthy Animal

It's time for the petri dish known as school to start up. All the young booger-pickers will be gathering up in small confined spaces breeding a witches brew of germs, viruses and who knows what. You can stop it from spreading. Just wash your hands.

One of the worst things we get around here, and we get it bad is shigella. Shigella is literally spread with doody-fingers. Yep, direct contact with poo is what it takes to get started and then it gets passed on.  So there's the doody-finger disease to worry about along with the viruses.

I know it seems odd to even tell people to wash their hands, but I use community bathrooms just like everyone else, and I see people just pass by the sink when they leave. I've heard the excuse, "my wiener is cleaner than my hands". Well it's not just the fact that you've now got wiener on your fingers, it's a great opportunity for you to wash up in case you got into something before you got your clean wiener out.

Anyways, I found a death metal hand washing p.s.a.  Enjoy