If only I had known this when I was younger my life might be a lot different right now. Being the kind thoughtful guy I am, I have decided to let you all on this trick and hopefully help some of you out of what could be uncomfortable situations the morning after a big throw down.

Every accidentally booty call your sister when you were drunk? What about send your mom a picture of your junk at 3:30 in the morning after a night of partying? How about crawling into bed naked and snuggling up to your kid thinking it was your wife?

Yeah, me either, but "If " I had at some point I can promise you I would have been thankful to have known my drunk name...

Listen carefully as you check out the video because some of you poor suckers, like Woody, are out of luck...

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