Watch The RockShow Fire Rockets Off Their Junk [VIDEO]

This is a throwback video to July 4, 2010. We haven't done this one in a while, since we realized that sparks and fire near our private parts isn't a good thing.

This video was our second edition of "Crotch Rockets." We were kind of not supposed to do this where we were doing it, and thus we stopped. Then, there were the years where you couldn't get any rockets and so on.

Anyways, I think you also reach a certain point in your life when you no longer want to rub Roman Candles with another dude (then again, if that's your scene, it's okay with us).

Let me also say in conclusion that this is VERY DANGEROUS. You could feel the heat build before they took off. Had they failed to take off, switched trajectory or blown up, we would have been in a hell of a lot of trouble.

In short: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

(Oh wait, we're still stupid with fireworks. Here's a video from this 4th of July weekend.)