Yes, sock fashion is the topic today. I'm a man on a mission. I want to know what the cool kids are wearing.  Well, actually I don't really want to know, I just feel like I should know.

Notice The White Socks And the Assh@le Who Is About To Be Beat For Commenting On Them.

I am constantly perplexed at the world. I'm often a step behind as well.  This time, I'm literally two steps behind as I try to figure out what the cool thing in socks is.  I'm going to go with "whatever the hell I want", but I'd just like to know what fashion grievances I'm committing so I can enjoy my sock outlaw nature.

As with all my videos, there is some very foul language in this video.  It is NOT SAFE FOR WORK.