What Is The Proper Way To Say “Cheese Dick” On The Radio? [AUDIO]

We love improvising, but we try to keep it to a minimum. The problem with improvising is it can be quite hilarious or excruciatingly cumbersome.  I think this little conversation just flies by.  It's a question of what you can say on the radio and when.  What it actually boils down to though is "how you say it".  Now, you may have preconceived notions of what "cheese dick" means, but please let us entertain you with other options after the jump.

Intent seems to be the key word when using questionable words and phrases.  For instance, I would never every say I was "going to take a pee" on the radio.  I would however say, "I'm super ticked off". You can also say "that sucks balls", but you can't say, "suck MY balls".  Do you get it?  Well, maybe you will after you hear our interpretation of "cheese dick".