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What Is Your Spanking Nick-Name [NSFW?]

Okay, I don’t know how we came up with this concept, but we thought, “what if people had an alter-ego when they play with themselves?”.  You know, like Superman was Clark Kent when he fought crime, so who would you be when you’re uh…..enjoying yourself?

So Heathen and I came up with this off the cuff and we came up with a few right away; Charlie Pounder, Richard Fister and the like. Then we explored the world of celebrity variations.  Heathen went with Hugh Jackoffman.  I went with Spanky Ray Vaughn (because I get the blues afterward).

 

So this topic is silly and naughty, but most of all fun.  If you had a special name for yourself when you masturbate, what would it be?  An even better question might be, do you have the stones to post it on our Facebook followup?  Take your favorite superhero, actor or other name and modify it to make your alter-ego.  Yeah, we’re giving this way too much thought.  You could be “Fapman” or something.   Ladies, you’re more than invited to participate as well. Don’t act like you haven’t “gone there” on occasion.  It’s human.  Just do  (make up a name that is).

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