What My Intro Music Would Be If I Became a WWE Superstar – Rooster’s Top 3
Wrestlemania just concluded and WWE Raw just saw Brock Lesner return. Needless to say, it’s a big time to be a wrestling fan. That got me thinking, if I was a WWE wrestler, what would my intro music be?
The second the music hits for your favorite wrestler, you go bat sh*t crazy. Rather it’s the glass shattering for Stone Cold Steve Austin or Lemmy reminding everyone that “it’s time to play the game,” you know when your favorite wrestler is about to throw down.
So I took it upon myself to bring you my list of the three songs I would pick from if I were a WWE wrestler. Check out the list and tell me you wouldn’t go bat sh*t crazy when you hear my intro.
And just so you know, I’d go by Antonio “Pizza Man” Mozzarella and my finishing move would be the stinky cheese. Can’t you just hear Jim Ross now? ” OH MY GOD! The Pizza Man delivers the Stinky Cheese.”
Chrome Division – Serial Killer
Slipknot – The Heretic Anthem
Cannibal Corpse – Hammer Smashed Face