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Why do Some Guys Insist on Rubbing Their Junk on Other Guys? [VIDEO] [NSFW]

First warning, this clip includes a dudes balls. Yes it does. Nothing sexy, just balls.

I’ve never understood tea-bagging and I never will. I know some guys think its a hilarious prank, but you’re still rubbing your junk on another dude. and it’s usually the most homophobic, macho douche-bags in a group that end up rubbing their junk on another dude. Especially in this case.

At a restaurant in New Orleans called Krystal, Alabama football fans were partying alongside LSU fans. One LSU fan had apparently passed out drunk at a table. Now most of this video is innocuous fun, messing with the passed out guy. We’ve all done it, or had it done to us. You draw on them, put stuff on their head, take some pics and post them to Facebook for all to see your glorious achievement of having the guts to mess with someone clearly too incapacitated to even sit up, much less defend themselves. Bravo.

While that is still weak sauce, one Bama fan took it way too far and tea-bagged the LSU fan. If you still don’t know what tea-bagging is, just watch the video. (It’s where 1 dude rubs his sac on another dudes face. Hilarious right? …Right? No?)

Now tea-bagging is usually done between “friends” after one of them passes out from drinking, and another one decides to humiliate and clown their “friend”. (By the way, if any of my friends ever did this to me I would pretend to rob them at gunpoint with a mas on. then when they pee and poop all over their pants I would post that on the internet. Not because I have an issue with touching another guys stuff, but because the intent is solely to humiliate and publicly ridicule someone else, then the tables are turned bitches!)

So here’s where I have an issue with it:
If this had been a conscious guy would you have asked him to touch your junk?
If a conscious dude did touch your junk, would you be ok with that?
Would you rub your junk on a guys naked butt, whether this guy was awake or not?
Would you rub your junk on their junk?

I’m willing to bet that unless you’re gay and enjoy guys touching other guys junk, your answer was no.

Or you are some kind of sexual deviant pervert who enjoys forcing unconscious people to sexually gratify you for some sick twisted inner fantasy.

Now this is in no way meant to compare being gay with being a sexual predator. They are NOT alike! Being gay is simply about who you love in your life. Being a sexual predator is about being a waste of human life that should be disposed of in the most vile and cruel way.

Either way I don’t see a humorous aspect to tea-bagging whatsoever. Especially a stranger! It’s just not funny, unless your a douche! Or you harbor secret homosexual fantasies, which is usually the case with most guys like the one you’re about to see in the video. So prank your friends all you want, but keep your effing balls to yourself, or just go to Vegas and hire a male escort to give you the fantasy you can’t tell anyone about and get it over with. It’s ok to be gay now, its 2012. Just stop hiding behind some macho tool facade by being a little too into sports and rubbing your junk on stuff that clearly doesn’t want your junk on it. Embrace who you really are, and share it with the world, because we already know.

Thankfully the guy who did this just got 2 years in prison for assault. Partly because he also went on to BRAG about it being him relentlessly when this video went viral.

And did you notice how towards the end an employee of the restaurant seems to stop the guy from being on top of the other guy, but failed to notice his junk sticking out in the middle of a restaurant? Way to go.

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