It is a sad fact, the world is full of "haves" and "have-nots". I hate to break it to ya, you're probably going to be a "have-not" when it comes to getting tickets for Paul McCartney.  Those tickets are probably so picked over at this point that any remaining single seats will probably be gone about ten seconds after the go on sale.

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I've been around several people who said they were going to buy tickets as a present for their parents or something to that effect in the last couple of days.  Sorry, you probably would have a better chance of winning the lottery.  The odds are SERIOUSLY stacked against you on this one, and I didn't even mention the people who are professional buyers.  Check it out: