Willie Busted
77 Year Old Willie Nelson was busted for about six ounces of weed. Officers at a border control checkpoint in Sierra Blanca Texas smelled and "odor" and investigated. Willie told the agents the pot was his.
Willie paid the $2500 bail and was on his way. I think once you hit 77 you should be able to crap on the sheriffs lawn if you want to. The world is no safer when Willie is busted.