Woman Cites Big Breasts For Not Complying With D.W.I. Test [AUDIO]
Drunk people are funny (when they aren't killing people by driving drunk). Police had "heard it all" but this may be a new one; the woman in question said she couldn't stand on one leg because her big boobs would mess up her balance. I don't know about you, but I'm getting a great visual right now. More details after the jump.
So we have a woman who made an usual claim as to why she couldn't participate in a d.w.i. roadside test. Guess what? It didn't work. Here's Heathen with the scoop: