Drunk people are funny (when they aren't killing people by driving drunk). Police had "heard it all" but this may be a new one; the woman in question said she couldn't stand on one leg because her big boobs would mess up her balance.  I don't know about you, but I'm getting a great visual right now.  More details after the jump.

So we have a woman who made an usual claim as to why she couldn't participate in a d.w.i. roadside test.  Guess what?  It didn't work.  Here's Heathen with the scoop: