What part of "woman offers to trade sex for chicken nuggets" do you not understand?  Oh, okay, yes they were McDonalds Chicken McNuggets.  How many?  Well that's up for discussion.  Click through for more.

How many McNuggets would you give up for some sweet, sweet lovin'?  On the other side of the coin, how many McNuggets would it take for you to give up some sweet lovin' of your own?  Heathen has the story of the McNugget ho.