I don't have to tell you that burglars are creepy. It's got to be on everyones list of fears that they're in the house with some kind of intruder.  You just don't know if they want to steal your stuff or put a potato in your butt (you just don't know with these potato butt intruders).  Sometimes, if you get lucky, maybe the intruder didn't mean any harm at all.  More after the jump.

It's a woman's nightmare-finding a prowler in her house.  A nightmare, unless it's the "tidy bandit". Here's Heathen with the story: