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Yet Another Butt Smuggling Story [AUDIO]

I guess there’s an old saying of “any port in a storm”.  I further speculate that a lot of people think their butt is a “port”.  Now we have South Korean gold smugglers packing priceless metal in their portals!   Holy geeze that was clever!  This story is a little graphic so don’t click if you’re young or scared.  Details after the jump.

If you’re going to smuggle something in your butt, you might as well make it fun and comfortable. If you’ve got a smelting pot, here’s some tips on making it easier to jam things up your ass.  There, I said it, now I feel better.

 

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