You Gotta Love Wardrobe Malfunctions
Move over Janet Jackson the "wardrobe malfunction" has become about as common nipples themselves. In the month it seems there have been more nipple slips on TV and in pictures than there were all year last year.For some people this is a horrible, terrible thing. I'm still trying to figure out what the big deal is. We all have nipples, and let's be real.... who doesn't like boobs?
Now don't get me wrong, I am not suggesting we all go around topless and exposing our nipples just because (although, what a world that would be right?), but when it does happen why not enjoy it and take soak it all in for a few glorious moments.
It seems however that many people get all freaked out by the sight of nipples regardless of how innocent the slip is. I however have a solution. Everyone should randomly lift their shirts and expose their nipples from time to time to de-sensatise the general public to such displays.
Badger, Ernie, and Heathen, you guys are exempt from this experiment as we have all seen your nipples a bit too frequently.
That is all.