Have you seen the movie Your Highness? In the movie there is a minotaur who basically walks around with his willy just bouncing all over the place. That image, is kind of what your wife or girlfriend sees when you just show up naked. Willies are silly, you see!

 

So a naked you isn't really considered a gift. She could see that pretty much anytime. But what does she want?  Heathen has the answer.