Do you have a problem with other folks pocket your lighters? There's always that one guy who tends to hang onto other peoples lighters. So, yeah, being a lighter thief really is "a thing". So, I found the best meme every and it's not the one you're seeing on the front page of this post. It's just a tad naughty so I had to use a regular meme on the front and then deliver the WAMMO! when you check out the rest of the blog.