Hey y’all, I’m Frank Pain, thanks for stumbling upon my page. So, a little about myself. Well, I’m from the Houston area, but Abilene is definitely “home” to me. I’m an Army veteran, and proud of my service, but feel that radio is my calling in life. At least I hope so because I’ve been doing it for a very long time. Some of my interests include music (obviously), riding my Harley, sports – all sports including NASCAR, anything tech-related, camping, hunting, and pretty much anything else outdoors. Also, I’ve got a huge place in my heart for helping animals, veterans, the elderly, and children. Some of my favorite TV shows include the Big Bang Theory, Letterkenny, Two and a Half Men, and Everybody Loves Raymond. Oh, and can’t forget watching “my stories” each day. At least that’s what my grandma called them as I’m a huge fan of General Hospital. Movies? Well, if it’s Marvel or Star Wars related, then I’ll be on the front row every single time. Oh yeah, I’m one of those long-haired freaky people, according to that Tesla song, with quite a few tattoos. At the end of the day, I do my best to treat every single person equally as I strive to merely be a good human.
Frank Pain
2018 Daylight Saving Time Begins Sunday March 8th at 2 a.m.
Time to "spring forward" an hour this weekend.
Budweiser’s New Short Film Celebrates Stepfathers on Father’s Day
Warning: you may have a sudden reaction that causes your eyes to leak.
Warmer Weather Means More Bikes on the Road – Look Twice, Save a Life
Warmer weather is here so we're sure to see more bikes on the road. So, please be aware of that fact and keep an eye out for those on two wheels. Look Twice, Save a Life.
Drinking Games – The Painman’s Top 5
A weekend doesn't pass without a group of friends getting together for a little party. Nothing makes that party more fun than a drinking game or 2. So, here's a list of my favorite drinking games.
The Ultimate Road Trip Playlist
With road trip season just around the corner, it's super important that you program your playlist with the best tunes to get you from point a to point b.
Funny and Inappropriate ‘Elf on the Shelf Pictures’ From Instagram [NSFW]
Elf on the Shelf has taken on a new life on Instagram. People are taking pictures of the elf in various funny and inappropriate places, positions and scenarios.
The Painman’s Favorite Songs for ‘National Teachers Day’
National Teachers Day isn't an official holiday, but it should be. Heck, it should be every day. National Teachers Day is typically recognized on the Tuesday of the first full week of May. While most will only apply this day to traditional teachers, I think anyone in any field of education should be honored.
Hooters Opening in Abilene is a Good Thing – Stop Freaking Out
It seems people are losing their dadgum minds over Hooters opening up on I-20. Stop it. This is actually a good thing for our economy.
The Painman Tries a Nasal Flush for the First Time [NSFW]
Since my allergies have been terrible, I finally broke down and bought one of those scary nasal rinse kits. I'll be honest, it worked pretty dang well.
The Feds Are Taking Your Free Porn – The Great Porncalypse
The FCC voted to repeal Net Neutrality and your access to free porn might take the biggest hit.
Cats and Christmas Trees Are a Funny Combination
Anyone that owns a cat knows they are typically enamored by shiny objects. Christmas trees are typically full of shiny objects. So, when you combine the two, you'll eventually have a destroyed Christmas tree.
2017 TV Schedule for Holiday Programming
From the Christmas classics of 'Peanuts', 'A Christmas Story' and 'It's a Wonderful Life' to the newer flicks like 'The Santa Clause', 'Elf' and more; there's plenty to keep you entertained this holiday season.