The RockShow

The RockShow was born out of frustration.  Sexual frustration mostly because, I mean, come on have you looked at us?  We couldn't get laid at a nymphomaniac convention.  But then after the whole trying to get laid thing we were frustrated that so many douchebags love to hear themselves talk so freakin much that they've taken the rock of rock radio stations.  Well guess what?  TALK DOESN'T ROCK!  So we decided to fill the empty void of music in the mornings.  Sure lots of morning shows say they play music, and they do, but a minute and a half of Free Bird to kick off what otherwise is a sh!@ty morning show doesn't count in our book.  So we guarantee at least 8-10 songs every hour every morning or your money back.  So if you're just dying to hear people blather on about what color their kids poop was that morning go ahead and tune in to LIVE with Regis and Kelly, or whatever the hell floats your boat.  But if you need some loud ass music to knock the sleep/hangover off in the morning so you can make it through your day, then the RockShow is for you. Tell your friends and tickle their taints. Love, The RockShow.