Stephanie McMaster

Stephanie has performed standup comedy throughout the country and was recently named one of the 40 Funniest Women on Twitter by Someecards. She's been featured on Playboy (for her jokes, you pervs!), Huffington Post, Mashable, BuzzFeed, The Chive, Someecards and the Ellen Show. She once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW airport.

Netflix Now Hiring For Coolest Job Ever

Does your ideal night/day involve Netflix and chilling? Do you also have an obsession with Instagram? Then Netflix has the perfect opportunity for you that could earn you $4,000 and a trip around the world.

UFO Spotting Over Texas?

It's been a busy few months for UFO spottings in the great skies over the Lone Star state, and now another UFO spotter is claiming to have seen an unidentified craft over Texas, this time in San Antonio.

West Texas Woman Accused of Stabbing Squirrel

Mondays are rough and have a way of making people a little stabby, especially before the morning coffee kicks in. Such seems to be the case in Abilene, where a woman was arrested Monday morning after police said she fled officers who were called to investigate reports she stabbed a squirrel.

New Worm Lizard Species Found in West Texas

A new species of an extinct worm lizard has been discovered in West Texas.

According to Emojis, Texans Among Happiest in U.S.

If the way people use emojis says anything about them as a larger group, then Texans are some weapon-toting happy folks.

Map of West Texas, According to Urban Dictionary Definitions

How a map of West Texas would look using Urban Dictionary definitions instead of town names.

Plus-Size Lingerie and Discount Sex Toys Top Texans Valentine’s Day Searches

According to Estately, Texans search "Plus-sized lingerie," "Valentines for him," "edible panties," and "discount sex toys" more than residents of any other state. Way to keep it classy, Texas.

Ted Cruz Pulls Ads Accidentally Featuring Porn Star

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz's presidential campaign is pulling an ad after learning that one of the actresses used has starred in soft-core porn.

Truck Carrying Lamb of God, Anthrax Gear Overturns in Texas

A truck carrying nearly $1 million in production equipment for Lamb of God and Anthrax overturned early Sunday morning in Texas.

El Paso Elementary School Teacher Wanted For Drug Trafficking

Officials are searching for a former El Paso elementary school teacher they say was living a double life and had ties to the organized drug trade and responsible for trafficking more than 2,000 pounds of marijuana.

Meetups of Pro-Rape Group, Including 7 in Texas, Canceled

Numerous meet-ups across the globe, including seven in Texas, of a pro rape legalization organization scheduled to take place on Feb. 6 have been canceled over concerns about the privacy and safety of the members after the Internet found out about the meetings and the low-life pieces of turds behind them.

Texas Man Accused in Theft of Miley Cyrus Blow-Up Doll

A Texas man is accused of stealing a life-sized Miley Cyrus inflatable doll from an adult store.