RockShow Threesome

Tell me one thing, who doesn't love a good 'scrotum ripping' story?  They're are simply the best!  Holy cow, can you even imagine?  I know, YOU DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE.  This evil little story and a couple more after the jump.

The big movie this weekend and the new benchmark for sci/fi horror "Prometheus" opens this weekend.  Among the big stars is the flawless Charlize Theron.  You may not have know it, but she did a little spread for Playboy in 1999.  What follows is a discussion on the RockShow that may scar you forever.

Man the drugs keep getting stronger.  Or, there's a chance we're just hearing some of the horror stories more.  Today we're dealing with an MMA Fighter who pulled a move you usually only see in bad kung fu movies.  Details after the break.

There are disturbed people. Then there are really disturbed people. There are also people who really like Disturbed but they are not part of this discussion.  Imagine you got high or mad enough to cut off pieces of your own body and throw them at cops.  More after the break.

There are certain things that you look for when you're looking for a 'hookup'.  In fact, you may not even know that you are looking for them.  You might even want to take this list as 'tips' on finding a female that might be interested.  More after the break.

Have you been getting calls from weird numbers or even answered a 'robo-call' from a political 'poll' company or candidate? It's funny how they can do this despite those of us who signed up to be on "do not call" lists.  More after the jump.

So a cop pulls over a drunk driver and he has a zebra in his car.  Yeah, a zebra.  More after the jump.

Man there's a lot of pee in pools.  It ain't right, but it's probably not half as bad as the other stuff that's coming off you when you get in there.  Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks).  More after the jump.

If there's one thing I know about golfers, it's that they take their game SERIOUSLY.  I also know that many of them like to have a drink or two while they play.  Now imagine getting snockered and just going downtown and starting to hit balls at random business, cars, people, and etc.  More after the jump.

Yeah, I broke out some poetry.  Yes it is beautiful and yes it is also tragic.  Maybe you'll love it.  Maybe you'll hate it.  You will be moved by it. More after the jump.

Mick Jagger was born in 1943. Think about that number.  It makes me think of World War II which still had a couple years to go.  Still, Mick Jagger WHOOPED some ass on Saturday night live.  More after the jump.

It's funny some people still aren't sold on chiropractors.  For me, chiropractors were really a lifesaver.  It wasn't just the treatments that helped me, but also the advice.  One bit is, if you sit on a big fat wallet all your life it's going to shift your spine...no duh, huh?  Well you don't think about it until someone brings it up.  Now people are at risk of getting 'jowl-y".  Details aft