I almost forgot about this.
Yeah, I got 4th of July jokes. 13 of them. From the craziness at the 4th on Broadway parade to the lack of fireworks enforcement, I have a little something for everyone here. This is sure to amuse you for up to two minutes...
You guys are aware of The Purge, right?
In The Purge, all crime is legal for 24 hours. This includes everything; that's why they say "all." My idea adopts the central idea from The Purge and modifies it to the world of fireworks.
Here's where I'm going with this: for two hours, every 4th of July, ALL FIREWORKS WOULD BE LEGAL...