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Do you even remember the plot of "Risky Business"?  Basically Tom Cruise turned his families house into a whorehouse in order to raise funds for college.  We have a story that's quite similar, but the funds were strait up to pay the hookers.   More after the jump.

There are certain places you shouldn't take your baby, for instance the dogfights (hopefully you don't go to dogfights to begin with).  Anyways, get a baby sitter, especially if you're going to do something illegal. More after the break.

I guess the title to today's bit is just a little aside, because the story is actually about a theft at a Sam's Club.  Yeppers, Shannon and her TWO lovers decided to visit the local Sam's club for a jewelry heist. Things did not go to well.  More after the jump.

If you're going to threaten to "whoop somebody's ass", you kind of don't get to say, 'right after this".  It really takes all the sting out of the threat to delay that 'ass whoopin'.  For one guy, being mad had to take a backseat to some other urgent personal business.  Check it out after the jump.

Welcome to the all new "RockShow Big One".  We're going to be highlighting one particular moment of insanity or fun from the morning show.  Heck, it may not even be the best of the morning, it's just one we really want you to hear for one reason or another.  We want you to hear today's bit because it features a hot tip for all you budding criminals out there.  More after the jump. Read M

There are certain moments in history that shall never be forgotten.  The moon landing, the, well other stuff.  I think you know where I'm going with this.  We've got a goofy moment to share with you after the jump.

The RockShow studios are located above a printing place and I'm really starting to wonder if they haven't been leaking some kind of fumes into our studios in the last few days. Something has gone really goofy.

We've got some very funny stuff for you today, including a bully getting the sh@t smacked out of him, what to do when your 'news' doesn't come in and

Some people take things much too seriously.  Road rage is a great example.  How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations.  Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer.  The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot.  Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't sta

The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway.  I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK".  Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

There's always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code.  It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign.  Now students are fighting back.  Find out more after the jump.

Tell me one thing, who doesn't love a good 'scrotum ripping' story?  They're are simply the best!  Holy cow, can you even imagine?  I know, YOU DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE.  This evil little story and a couple more after the jump.