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Are you ready to fall out laughing?  Are you ready to spill your guts all over the floor.  Are you ready to double over with laughter, until you quiver and quake and possibly pee yourself!  Well then click through my friend!

It seems like everybody is getting their "smoke on" except us poor Texans.  How much more are we going to fight the legalization of weed now that it's LEGAL in Washington D.C.?  (you know, where the politicians are).  I personally don't like to smoke, but I might sample a cookie or brownie every once in a while to help with minor aches and pains (that's the best excuse I could thing of)

Okay, the dog actually called "999" but in England that is the equivalent of 911.  So what does a British dog say when he actually gets and answer, find out about this, a couple of strangely named Okies and a new definition of "eat and run" next.

Did you know you can put naked pictures on Twitter?  Yep, you sure can! It's big with porn stars and internet skanks!  Today's discussion about the Tweets got a little "raw', so we had a virtual 'beep-a-palooza' on one bit.  Click through for more.

The “face” of Ed Hardy and Penthouse Pet Simone Starr aka Simone Farrow was arrested after skipping bail a month ago and has been accused of running an international drug ring in which she mails meth disguised as bath salts.

Sometimes we annoy each other just for fun. We all have our little quirks and on the RockShow sometimes we enjoy exploiting each others weaknesses just for our own amusement.  Today I drove Heathen over the edge.  Details after the jump.

There's just not a heck of a lot to our first story today. It's just odd for the sake of being odd.  The question is, what would you do if say, your dad, just dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of Home Depot?  Good question, huh?  More after the jump.

So you're all alone in the middle of the sea. You might expect nothingness, you might expect sharks, but should you expect "The Kraken"? As you might know from the popular saying, "the Kraken don't play", so you have to watch out. More details and more fun after the jump.

Sometimes it's "love at first sight", even if you're robbing somebody (at least that's what one robber thought, also where people like to make love and drug mule-ing, it's just not as glamorous as you think it is.  More after the jump.

Great headline huh?  Although I'm sure some of you have seen equally weird stuff in Wallyworld.  The problem always is, how do you deal with a large naked guy?  You certainly don't want to tackle him.  Maybe that's what he planned all along, he just figured, "if they're going to catch me, I'm going to rub my business on them".  More after the jump.

The man in today's story is obviously a junkie, so he's not making the best "life" choices to begin with.  His second bad choice, besides the heroin, was peeing on some electrical equipment.  More after the jump.

How far would you go to make a point? Would you threaten someone?  Would you threaten someone with a deadly weapon? Would you threaten them with a chainsaw? Yeah, I think I have you hooked at this point.