Eva Longoria

I could watch her talk about anything, because the blood rushes from my ears to other parts so I can't hear anyways.

I stumbled across this promo for European MTV or something. I hate to be a pig, but my gawd look at Eva in this video and tell me you can remember anything she's saying. Click through to see the outfit of the century.

Actress Eva Longoria has filed for divorce.  She has been married to NBA baller Tony Parker for seven years.