Hines Ward

Ever since the Steelers announced they were letting Hines Ward go I have had to deal with the possibility of an NFL lock out in my own home, or worse a complete with holding of all illegal procedures.

I was sitting at Hooters when I saw the news that the Steeler's all-time leader in receptions had decided to retire after 14 seasons with Pittsburgh.

I have the perfect girlfriend. She's hot, she loves football, she's got a great butt, she never watches "The Bachelor," she loves rock music, and did I mention, she's hot? Well I thought she was the perfect girlfriend. That's until she made me start watching Dancing With The Stars.