hotties

Adam Levine, who makes the worst music of all time, said that there are no hot chicks who listen to metal. Here's plenty who are all from Lubbock.

Lace and silk. Some of it staying on, some coming off.

They sure do make 'em stunning out in Cali, don't they?

Do I get a "woman crush Wednesday"?  I think I have a little something to offer to the conversation. I pick a little different and even pick a little more mature. My first pick goes to the glorious beauty, Jamie Pressly.

The beautiful Tasha Nikole promised me that she'd introduce FMX listeners to some of her model friends and MAN DID SHE DELIVER!  This hottie hails from Amarillo and fights MMA and WATCH OUT, so does the rest of her family. I actually gasped when I saw the second picture in this set. Wow!

Adult film star Charisma Cappelli came by the FMX studio to hang out with Rooster for a little bit and if you are wondering what she is doing in town you can check out some details here.

For some reason this was listed under "Harlem Shake Sexy Collection", but it has nothing to do with the recent phenomenon. It does however deal with the ancient phenomenon of wanting to spank four fine tushes just because you can. More after the break.

People are throwing around the term "wifey' these days.  Now, the definition may seem a little obvious, but I thought I'd spell it out for you street level pimps so that someday you may be able to join me in the penthouse.  More after the jump.

Are you ready for more of the new hottness?  How about another edition of the ORIGINAL "Guess That Breast"?  You mission is to really study they lovely lady lumps and try to decide who they belong to.  Even if you don't know, you're a winner, because you got to look at cleavage!  Yeah! Click through for the answer to today's quiz.

Everybody's jumpin' on my jock, but this is the original "Guess That Breast".  The game is simple. Study the breasts in question (take as long as you need to), formulate a guess, or don't, then click through and find out what lady works as a support system for today's glorious mounds.  Click through when you're ready to answer.

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Talk about the fashion police: ‘America’s Next Top Model’ winner Adrianne Curry was reportedly kicked out of Comic-Con 2011 last week for wearing what she later referred to on Twitter as an “illegal costume.”