mother's day

On the hunt for the perfect Mother's Day gift? Here's some help.

Mother's Day is upon us, and at this point many of us run out to a drug store in a panic and grab the first stuffed animal we see. But you don't have to.

Listen up knuckleheads...

Listen up my brothers and sisters, think about this for a few minutes.

Let's just get this cleared up right now: moms don't want a new vacuum cleaner or anything else related to domestic upkeep for Mother's Day. Having said that, I do have suggestions for some ways to pamper Mom this Mother's Day.

Mother's Day is fast approaching, and while I have many female friends who delight in the holiday because they are moms or they have great moms, others dread Mother's Day for one reason or the other.

Today we celebrate the women that have raised us and tolerates all of our nonsense, Happy Mother's Day to our Mom's.

Listen up chuckle heads, today is the day people all across the nation (should) spend the day celebrating the one person in their lives who loves them unconditionally from the moment they are conceived to the moment they find themselves in jail for the fourth time for public intoxication and disorderly conduct with a poster of Martha Stewart in Kmart.

Tonight on Everything Goes Black we will salute the women in our lives that we call mom.

Happy Mothers Day! Who else celebrated the day after Mom's special day by setting her on fire? We'll one jackass did. Read more after the break.

I only left movies twice in my life. Once when I was a little kid and I was watching the horror movie "Frogs" (go ahead and laugh but one guy chokes to death on a tarantula.) the other was a brutal horror film called "Mothers Day". See for yourself and keep reading.