prostitutes

We now start each days weird stories with "The Too Naughty News" at about 5:50.  You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason).  So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time.  With that said, proceed with caution to the next page for the "Too Naughty News".

It's weird, but prostitutes always seem to crop up in our weird news. I swear we don't go out of our way to look for these type of stories. I guess prostitutes are just always up to some mischief or something.