rooster and doug

There are are some things that go against the Universe and I do believe that Orange Peel Buffalo Jerky is one of those things.

Last night Olivia Jordan from Oklahoma was crowned Miss America 2015, so myself and Doug came up with a perfect question that I would ask her.

As I was checking out some videos, I came across a video of some ladies that had cups on their booty and then they would twerk and the cup would flip and stay on their booty. I just couldn't stand it, I had to call Doug and have him hold the camera so I could try.

Canada Day is the national day of Canada and who better than GG Allin and Doug to talk about and give you some interesting facts about our neighbors to the north.

Doug came into the FMX studio this morning and literally went on this rant about how he has never seen me in different color shirt other than black. I don't know how many black shirts that I have but apparently it's enough for others to notice.

Doug came in studio to talk about a interview he saw with Slipknot and how he thought it was nonsense that they wore their masks during a interview.

Earlier today I told a story that involved a sure bet that I made and when I came up on the losing end, well my bet has haunted me for a few months now. A listener called in as well and told his sure bet story and his is pretty epic as well.

If you are familiar with the movie "The Labyrinth" starring David Bowie then you are familiar with 'The Bog Of Internal Stench' and if you could put that into real life, well Doug and I can say yes there is a place.

Today as I came into studio Doug was waiting on me and I had to show him my epic sunburn on the top of my head along with a story on how I was bit by a dog in my youth.

What is a jart you ask? When Doug came to me and said I have a video, I had no idea what a jart was and by the end of the video you will have the power to send someone a jart.

Checkout Doug and Rooster talking about a way to meet death to wouldn't be very peaceful at all.

Last night Danielle and I went out to eat and as we waited to be seated a few men were having a conversation that made me make a choice to either say something or just walk away.