sex

A Wichita Falls, Tx burglary suspect is currently behind bars after leaving the mother load of all DNA evidence at the scene of the crime.

During a field trip, two teachers decided to hang out with their students, buy them beer, then engage in sexual activity. Field trips have really changed since I've been out of high school.

While we all watch porn, and yes I mean ALL of us (don't lie, the government is watching you do it). There are vast differences between what we see in porn and what REALLY happens with real-life type sex. If you ever have any real sex, that is.

It’s the age-old question regarding relationships: How do you keep the sex exciting?

I don't believe that Katy Perry has any talent.  I think she is a real life Barbie Doll and media types created a persona for her and plugged her in where they thought would be best.  You may differ, but until I see something that is really "live" and not partially live or recorded live, I'm going to hang onto my opinion.

Condoms are obviously necessary to spread the transmission of disease and to help plan unwanted pregnancies.  It's for those reason that people deal with the ridiculousness of the situation.  To stop everything and put a balloon on your business can make for an awkward (but important) few moments.  Why anyone would want to make the situation more awkward is beyond me.  Details after the jump. Read

All was not lost for everyone in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts this weekend.

Um, this one is a little off color, but I guess you knew that from the title. In this age it's quite common for some ladies to take the "landscaping" down to nothing. This brings up the question, if you take the landscape down to nothing, why would you want to put astroturf on top of it?  A less cryptic version of this is ahead.

Pay attention fellas. Think you know everything about the female anatomy?  Think again.  We’re going to tell you some valuable information about that little love button you’re clamoring to find. Dudes everywhere take pride in the ability to please their woman–and the clitoris is the key to this achievement...

ANYTHING to make our soldiers lives better is good by me.  Even if that ANYTHING is a somewhat odd sex sleeve.  Maybe we should just wait until you click through for any more details.

We had another one of those lists about "signs you shouldn't date a guy".  What we found when the reading the list, was that WE'RE HOT!  Yes it's true, we are DREAMBOATS.  Not only are we handsome and cuddly, we're pretty good guys.  More after the break.

I can't imagine how tough it much be for people who have gender issues. There's just so much meat and cutting involved to make "the change".  The latest to discuss his/her change is Chaz (Chasity) Bono. More after the jump.