SuicideGirl Of The Day

Meet Friskey, a SuicideGirl who plays the ukulele and finds electrocution and clown suits very kinky. Finally, a woman that will appreciate our side job as rodeo clowns with taser guns!

Meet JinJur, a SuicideGirl who has a thing for Han Solo, lost her virginity to a pro athlete and loves online flirting. Han Solo huh? Looks like she won’t let just any guy take a peek at her ‘wookie.’

Meet Tarion, a SuicideGirl who loves to be in control, has a sexual fantasy about a nun and some M&M’s and considers “world domination” a hobby. You keep thinking about the “nun and M&M’s” comment don’t you? So do we.

Meet Phoenix, a SuicideGirl who spends her free time looking at women with their clothes off, can’t live without art and thinks everything is beautiful in its own way. That’s great news for us ugly guys!

Meet Emily Laser, a SuicideGirl who gets happy at the sight of drag queens, spends her free time painting and hates not being around her dog. Paint us ‘happy’ to see her.

Introducing Kemper, a SuicideGirl who gets sick of people easily, looks up to Wonder Woman and loves sharks as much as she loves puppies. Now those are two very different types of pets.

Meet Katherine, a SuicideGirl who calls herself a complete drunk, makes her own happiness and thinks she eats way too much junk food. She loves the way new lingerie feels on her skin but we’re sure we’d love the way it looks on her much more.

Meet Adria, a SuicideGirl who is up for an open relationship, doesn’t smoke or drink and feels she defies categories. Sorry guys, she is looking for a woman right now. Unless you can convince her otherwise.

Meet Rowdi, a SuicideGirl who loves to smoke first thing in the morning, doesn’t give a crap about politics and hates TV. She’s into anything sexually, all you’ve got to do is ask.

Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That’s fantastic news for almost every guy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t think you’re “too tiny.”

Meet AnnaLee, a SuicideGirl who loves books, hates television, finds happiness in the history of mathematics and is addicted to expensive chocolate. She might be the only person in the world that could get a guy interested in math.

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we’d gladly lend a hand.