too naughty news

Jenny McCarthy went from first to last in my big book of b@ners quite some time ago.  Her putting kids at risk by being anti-vaccination just completely turned me off.  Well, maybe if I could spank her until she agrees to change her mind, we could work something out.  Anyways, she's doing Playboy again, and it's not necessarily what she did, but how she talks about it that makes it very unsexy. Re

There's always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code.  It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign.  Now students are fighting back.  Find out more after the jump.

So, when is a woman at the height of her sexual appetite?  After you buy here jewelry of course. Hah, that was a joke!  Or was it?  Click through for more.

We had an edition of the "Too Naughty News" involving a guy and a horse last week that was so disgusting, I didn't even bring it up after it was done (or did I?).  Anyways, this story starts out cool and takes a very ugly turn near the end. Click through for a tale of "Facebook Love".

Did I use up all the good lines in the headline?  No, I think we managed to squeeze out a few more funnies at the expense of Bill Boner.  I wonder if he's "hard" headed?  Do you think he's a working "stiff"?  More, if you can take it, after the jump.

Well our secret service has stepped into it.  They found themselves having a good time with some Colombian hookers putting themselves in a tight spot (both literally and figuratively).  The question at hand is, how big of a 'breach of trust' is this?  Does it open them up for blackmail or just make them stupid?  We get into it on this one next:

"Hooking up" is a dangerous thing. Have you every thought about all of the billions of things that could go wrong as part of or as a result of your 'one night stand'.  You could catch a disease, you could get murdered, and you could run into a crazy person who won't let you stop having sex.  More after the jump.

If you have a red mohawk and you saw Megadeth and Motorhead, you may be a daddy. Oh, wait it get's even better than that. Click through for a VERY NAUGHTY "Too Naughty News" plus more fun after the break.

Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical.  Even better, think a little more creative.  There's a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker!

Heathen has constant problems with animals (or the have constant problems with him).  So when I had a little "problem" with my cat (Wolfie) Heathen lost his sh!t.  We've got that bit of fun and some other cool audio for you after the jump.

The best way to lose a friend is to get to know them.  These days we "get to know them" through their insane Facebook posts and ramblings.  Now you can even let someone know that they are less of a friend than you thought they were.  Click through for the story:

The cray-cray thing about our top story isn't that guys would feel themselves up, it's the OTHER things that they'd do are pretty stupid.  Check this story out plus a couple of bonus bits in the RockShow Threesome next.