Method Acting and Lottery Scratchers Lead to Laughs and Lessons

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Today on the pod, we're talking to Joan, a method actor and scratchers enthusiast. So Joan, what do you like about playing scratchers? Well, as a method actor, it's about becoming the ticket. Scratching up, down, stage left, stage right. So So what's your motivation? Because your performance feels so real. Oh, I was just tapping into my inner scratchers. Incredible. Yes. Bravo me. Scratchers from the California Lottery. A little play can make your day. Please play responsibly. must be 18 years or older to purchase player claim. 94.5 FMX. Legend tells of a place where caring once existed. Brave souls searched for a single sign that someone gave a hoot. It was alas hoot free. They found only dust, silence, and an empty horizon. Yeah. This is the rock show's field of f happy to report they found that giraffe. Yeah, the sheriff that found her said she's fat and happy. Okay, I don't see any reason to weight shame her, but I you know, for a second there I thought that this might just be a big joke. I know because how can you not find a giraffe in Texas? I don't care how big the state is. I know. It's a giraffe. It does just seem totally wild. Well, I'm glad we found the giraffe. Okay. Okay. The giraffe has been found, everybody. Everybody, common sense. H. We still don't have that. Well, we got the giraffe. Excellent. Frizzy. In the future, uh, we will have no privacy. I mean, how's that any different from now? Well, one tech billionaire says it's a good thing. It's a good thing. Yeah. Now, first off, I don't trust a tech billionaire. Not really. No. You got to think about what he's really saying here. saying that people on camera tend to behave a little better. That is true. If there's a camera watching you, you're not going to act out, I guess. But it is kind of creepy to think we might have zero privacy at all. Zero privacy. It's kind of scary. I will not be able to make love in public anymore. Thank God for that. Sweet, sweet, sweaty love. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, please. You know what? Maybe no privacy is a good thing. Okay, then. Ruin my good time. I don't know why you would do that to me. Oh, no. Absolutely. Terrible. I did not know this was a thing. And we know about the 5-second rule. That's when you drop food on the floor, you go, "Oh, 5-second rule. I I can pick it up and eat it." Which is of course a huge fallacy. Yeah. You probably shouldn't do it. It's really really bad. Yeah. The only time I do it don't do it though is if I've busted a glass nearby any time in recent in the recent history. Yeah. I avoid it when there's a lot of animal hair around. Yeah. No, I brush that off. in class. So is another story. Okay. Well, there's also a 4se secondond rule. Okay. What is that? And it's the amount of time an internet user will wait for a page to load before leaving. Man, we are bougie. 4 seconds. 4 seconds. And we're like, this is killing my will to live. All we give it. We used to wait so long for things to load. I know. I remember once it took me about eight hours to to download one nudie picture. It was a girl with a banana. Okay. All right. It was No, it was All right. No, she was nude, that's for sure. But but the banana was in the air. I don't know why she was like looking up at a banana. Sure it was. Naked. Yeah. And I'm sure that's what it was. It It was worth every second hours to download it. It was a big picture. That's ridiculous. It's a large banana. And so the voices echo across the desolate and unfertile plane, unheard but unto themselves. This has been the Rock Show's Field of F. This is the Rock Show. Coming up in the dumbass of the day, the world's worst fast food surprise and the most uncomfortable wine run ever. We deliver lunch for free. It's 60 minutes of backtoback rock on the house. The free lunch today at 11:50 on Loveox Rock Station 94.5 FM. Order for Jennifer C. Is this my double shot? Double cream, double froth, double pump, double whip, double sleeve. Uh, yeah. Can you handle that much caffeine? Did you know Discover automatically doubles all the cash back you've earned at the end of your first year? Oh, really? That's great. Seriously, did you know Discover automatically doubles all the cash back you've earned at the end of your first year? Yeah, you you just said that. Did you say I just said that? Yeah, I'm cutting you off. I can't have anymore. Why not? You earn, we match. Discover cashback match. See terms at discover.com/creditard. Tonight, you're planning on watching the ultimate soccer showdown. During the match, you'll probably drink vodka, which will lead to texting your ex and maybe dancing on the bar. You should be a little worried, but you aren't because you're not going to do any of those things. Tonight, you're going to drink differently with RK, the world's first zero proof spirit that tastes like the real thing. All the flavor, all the burn, none of the bad decisions. Drink differently and get some RK for the match at rkbeverages.com. Like the boys on the pitch, RK is redefining what alcohol-free can taste like. RK has been distilling alcohol-free spirits since 2011, and they deliver that familiar burn without the alcohol or the hangover. Drink differently and get some RK for the match at rkbeverages.com. 94.5 FMX. Each day, the Rock Show challenges two idiots to enter the ring of stupidity, but only one will leave with the title of the dumbass of the day. An Oklahoma woman says she got way more than what she ordered after a fast food worker allegedly spat into her sandwich. Oh no. Jessica Church claimed she also developed painful cold sores and later tested positive for herpes. Yeah, this is not good. No, dude. Uh yeah. Investigators say surveillance video shows an employee at Arby's in Broken Boo. Uh, Amanda Hendris is the woman's name. Yeah. Spitting into one of the sandwiches before serving the order. Uh, yeah. I don't even know what to say. I'm so grossed out, dude. It's very, very gross. And, uh, they're going to throw that woman in the lockup for a long, long time. But, can you actually get something like that like that? Dude, I don't know. I don't know. I thought it was once it was exposed to the air or something, it would die. Yeah. I don't know. We're going to need to look this one up. We're going to have to wait for this to unfold. But we're going to have to do some more research. Chrissy, you made me sick for no good reason. I'm grossed out, too. You've tainted the good name of Arby's. I don't think this is my fault when this was one bad lady. Oh, I'm still going to eat at Arby's. This is not doing anything. You know, I'm going to eat Arby's after you owe everybody an apology. I do not. This is not my fault. I Why did you do this to everybody? How did you ruin everybody? I'm sorry to tell a gross I'm sorry. I'm sorry I told a gross story. I feel better. Okay. You feel better now that you've made amends? No, I feel I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. Well, now you've uh performed an act of contrition. I believe that's what that's called. I'm sorry. Now that you've been good about it. Okay. Um well, it's time to get to the important story. Oh, yours is so much more important. Very, very important. Uhhuh. We had a 48-year-old woman who was arrested for trespassing at a CVS. She must have been causing a ruckus or something, Chrissy. Mhm. So the cops take her to put her in the cop car and they notice she's having a tough time to get in the car there. Now, how tough is it to get in the car, Chrissy? It's not that hard. Not very tough unless you've got a full bottle of wine up your rear. Oh no. Oh goodness. Is that what she did? She was trying to smuggle out a 12-in bottle of Cupcake Vineyards Pinoa Grigio. Am I saying the name of that right? Uh, you're trying. You're failing a little bit, but you are trying. It's pog grigio. Pino pog grigio. You just got a little extra fancy with it. Well, yeah. Well, you know, in Italy it's called pinoa griio. I'm sure it is. Yes. I was letting the Italian out. It's what I was doing. Chrissy, could we focus on the fact that this lady had a full bottle of wine? Yeah. I'm trying not to think about it really. Okay, then. Yeah. Who will be revealed to have two brain cells fighting for third place? Find out your winner for the dumbass of the day today at 8:35 on the Rock Show. This is the Rock Show. On the way, a little gathering of the unhinged we like to call random stuff on the Rock Show. Renee Raven is your midday maven. Get three for madness, a free lunch, and everything you need to keep your workday going weekdays on FMX. Order for Jennifer C. Is this my double shot, double cream, double froth, double pump, double whip, double sleeve? Uh, yeah. Can you handle that much caffeine? Did you know Discover automatically doubles all the cash back you've earned at the end of your first year? Oh, really? That's great. Seriously, did you know Discover automatically doubles all the cash back you've earned at the end of your first year? Yeah, you you just said that. Did you say I just said that? Yeah, I'm cutting you off. I can't have anymore. Why not? You earn, we match. Discover cashback match. See terms at discover.com/creditard. 94.5 FMX. It's three little pigs, but all three built their houses out of bad choices. This is random [ __ ] There's a whole list of rules that the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders must follow. Oh. Including no glitter eyes shadow, no visible tattoos, and you must pretend the team is going to win. Oh, that's a sad one. That's the hardest one for the Somehow that was real. Here's more random [ __ ] Elon Musk turns 55 on Sunday. He was hoping to celebrate his birthday as the world's first trillionaire, but he'll have to settle for the world's biggest douchebag. Yep. Random. Jelly roll. Oh, come on. Jelly Roll had an assistant give a fan tickets for life after seeing her at multiple shows. No. He then had an assistant check to see if those giant ribs on top of the Flintstone car were real. Stop it. You are the worst. Wes, I want some of them ribs. You just stole a grape from a supermarket made of giggles. This has been the Rock Shows. Random [ __ ] This is the Rock Show. Coming up next hour, it will be a warm week. And we also have a chef that says you're cooking your burgers wrong. Welcome partner. Saddle up with our salty old joke slinger Wes Nesman and his sassy saloon gal Chrissy. It's a ruden tootin wild west good time in the AF. We know you like to mosey, but get that Dumbo weed out of your blood and sill bells. Keep your glass full, hands on the table and your spit in a bucket. This is Love's Morning Show, the Rock Show on FMX. 94.5 FMX. We've got your local news right here. This is Love It or Leave It. All right, Chrissy, what's happening on that app? Well, on the FMX app, we've got how to keep your Texas pets safe this Fourth of July. Okay, then that's good information right there. My cats do not like uh fireworks. My animals have to have a little benny. A benny. A little benadryil. A little benadryil. Yeah. Ah. Ooh, that might be the solution. And be careful though. You don't want to overdose them. Don't drug your pets. Unless it's for fun. Maybe. All right then. Maybe not. Uh, I wanted to mention this because I find this um very very interesting and I don't know what's going on here, but Texas Tech is doing some free nighttime light display. Oh. From July 2nd to July 4th on campus. It's kind of like a Fourth of July fireworks thing, but with lights. Okay, cool. With displays running every 15 minutes. Is it going to be like a drone thing or I have no idea. I think it's probably programmed lights, but I think it's a great way to celebrate. Yeah. You know, and and we love fireworks. Let's go ahead and say that. Of course, we do. But this just adds a whole another dimension. And it's safe. And there's no fire, so that's probably good. Well, there doesn't have to be. Let's just go with that. All right, then. One of 125 warrant, man. Boy, people were cranky and firing off shots this weekend. Oh no, we got a bunch of stuff going on there. Oh no, we'll just get to the weird stuff. All right, what do we got? Oh my god. From the 5,000 Highway 5282, whatever. It's all these country folks. I know. An elderly lady broke this guy's window. Uhoh. There's Mima around throwing bricks or whatever. She's angry. That's kind of scary. From the 3100 block of Jarvis, somebody found a child. Uhoh. Okay. And then somebody over at Cornell in North Vixsburg said, "Ha, I found two children." Gosh, guys. Remember, if you find them, you can keep them. No. Finders keepers. Losers weepers. No. You've got somebody there to get you a glass of tea. Now, stop it. From the 5200 block of Harvard, a male walking nude in the alley. This has become a trend. It really has. We've had three or four of these people walking naked in. What's up with that, dude? Oh, it's that smell of dumpster. Oh, just makes you want to take your clothes off. From the 2100 block of Emory, the caller's son accidentally shot himself in the foot. Okay. kind of learned his lesson right there. Don't see any reason to get the police involved. Something happened in Sllayton. There was a revival in the area and there was a male with a sign that had vulgarities on it. I don't know if that was somebody from the revival uh or or somebody that was anti-revival. All I know is it was popping off in Sllayton. Okay. Well, naughty naughty. You can tell it's summer. The teens have nothing to do. You got some uh three juveniles yanking on a stop sign trying to knock it down. Nothing could go wrong with removing a stop sign. Never. We got a a disturbance at an apartment near the pool on 56th Street. 10 subjects who don't live there threw ice cream on my car. Wow. Oh, let's get the cops involved. Oh my goodness. That is ridiculous. uh from South 20th and West Division. Uh we had two females and a male involved in some uh fighting. Uh one female had a black eye. You got any idea what was going on? Uh wonder. You have any idea what was going on? I have no idea. Everybody was kung fu fighting. They were kung fu fighting. No, I don't think that's what it was. Don't think that's what it was. It was a display of martial arts. That's all going to end. Okay then. Oh no. No way. Safety alert. Seriously, it has been zero days. What? Since a vehicle has struck a building in Labot, Texas. No way. I like the way she says Labok. No way though. Seriously. Yes. Uh the 1300 block of 26 collision vehicle versus building. Oh my god. That's love for you. Kung fu fighting vehicles into buildings. Everything's going crazy. It's up to date in touch and after free. This has been love it. You can rage on the road or you can rock on the road. Choose the one that doesn't come with jail time. Join us weekdays for 60 minutes of backto back rock with a traffic jam on Love's Rock Station 94.5 FMX. Still driving. Tonight you're planning on watching the ultimate soccer showdown. During the match, you'll probably drink vodka, which will lead to texting your ex and maybe dancing on the bar. You should be a little worried, but you aren't because you're not going to do any of those things. Tonight, you're going to drink differently with RK, the world's first zero proof spirit that tastes like the real thing. All the flavor, all the burn, none of the bad decisions. Drink differently and get some RK for the match at rkbeverages.com. Like the boys on the pitch, RK is redefining what alcohol-free can taste like. RK has been distilling alcohol-free spirits since 2011, and they deliver that familiar burn without the alcohol or the hangover. Drink differently and get some RK for the match at rkbeverages.com. The Rock Show is brought to you by Rapid Oil Change. Ask about Rapid Oil's allnew budget friendly oil. When you hear the groove, Green Day, and three days. You're on Love's Rock Station for over 40 years. 94.5 FMX So far away faded in breath life falls to grave hope of the hopeless night. Cry without prayer. Cut my cover out in the hollow between me. Find the venom in me. Rip my world aart. The sorrow in me. Find the devil in me. Stay forever. I w your eyes and I still hear my ten only remain. Tear my head. A broken life. Stay forever. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. I am awakening. I surive and I still hear Heat. Heat. your eyes. I still hear cold. I am Irissy and Wes from the Rock Show. Some good advice for a Monday. Just keep chipping away and before you know it, you'll be on the other side. Coming up, it's good thing, bad thing on the rock show. The ice and snow from the midnight sun with the hot springs of the cold. We drive our ships to new land. Fight the wall, sing and cry. I am from me. Oh, sweeting. I only know. The ice and snow from the midnight sun. You feel so green. The whisper tales of gold of how we call times of war. We are your over you better stop. All your ruin beat when the day you're losing. 94.5 FMX. Why think for yourself when the Rock Show can do it for you? This is good things, bad things. Let's start off with something uh very controversial here. A chef claims you should never cook burgers on a grill because you lose too much of the fat, which means they don't taste as good. Interesting. I like burgers from the grill, but I guess I see what he means. You know, all the drippings are just kind of dripping off of it. I I would take a a burger cooked on a grill over a fried burger any day of the week. Any day of the week. And let me let me qualify that too. I like my burgers completely done. Now, before you hate on me, I like my steaks rare, but my burgers I like cooked all the way through. Okay. All right. So, that's really cooked. That means that that's going to lose even more of the fats. But you don't care. I feel like that the the taste of of of the the wood, the charcoal, or even the butane. Yeah. You know, even though you taste the meat and not the heat, I still feel like that more than makes up for it. I like I I I kind of agree with you. I like them on the grill, too. Okay. So, this chef is stupid. Yeah, we're just going to call him dumb. Bad thing. He's a dummy. I think it's a bad thing, right? I like a grilled burger. When was the last time you went to a public pool? Or I guess any pool? Um, well, I was at my parents house over the weekend. Do you take a shower before you get into the pool? No, not usually. But I remember when I was a kid, there was always like an area to rinse off at the public pool before you get in the pool. I always thought that you were only supposed to rinse off before you or or once you got out to get all that chlorine. I remember when I was little, we did both, but usually to get in my folks pool, I don't do anything. You were Oh, okay. All right. You got a little swamp ass. Uh I just jump in there. Yeah, that's just terrible. Why? Uh well, it's I don't know. There's a quote here that says 52% of people do not rinse off before getting into a public pool. Yeah, I think that that number is probably closer to somewhere in the '9s. Yeah, it probably is more of a It's not really a thing anymore. Do you remember? Like back in the 90s, they really did like, you know, they had like a little shower area. You're supposed to rinse off before you get in the pool at the Y and then rinse off before you I don't remember that. And I was a pool regular. I don't remember rinsing off before. But see, I don't know. I always thought it was just to do afterwards. Nah, see you probably like You're probably like, I haven't taken a shower in 2 days. I'm jumping in the pool. I'm getting in here. You got chlorine in the water. That'll clean me off. It's going to eat all the stuff off my body. Yeah, it sounds like we probably should rinse off before we get in the pool. So, I I guess we'll call it a bad thing that we haven't been doing this. Yeah, it's probably bad. Bad thing. Ah, it's kind of gross to think about. Swimming in other people's bo. All right. See, we're not drinking so much anymore. Certainly not as much as we used to. Nope. A city in Massachusetts, though, is thinking about limiting bars and restaurants to serving guests one drink for 30 minutes. Okay. Would you go to a bar or restaurant that did that? No. I'd be like, I'm a freaking That's stupid. Yeah. That's so That's not going to work. That's just not even going to work. Can you imagine trying to be a waitress? Uh-huh. Yeah. Trying to hustle some money. Mhm. And you've got to time all of your guests in terms of drink. You have to tell a grown man, I'm sorry, you have to wait 11 more minutes before you can have one. And then that's going to ruin your tip. And this is just stupid all the way around. Bad thing. Now you know the score. This is Good Thing, Bad Thing on a Rock Show. This is The Rock Show. All right, on the way we're going to see what twisted your little minds, we're asking the question, "What movie did you see way too young?" Whether it's burgers and fries or last night's leftovers, everything tastes better with Rock. It's even better for your digestion. Don't miss 60 Minutes of Backtoback Rock. weekdays at 11:50 with a free lunch on FMX. Everybody, it's your radio. 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Drink differently and get some RK for the match at rkbeverages.com. Like the boys on the pitch, RK is redefining what alcohol-free can taste like. RK has been distilling alcohol-free spirits since 2011, and they deliver that familiar burn without the alcohol or the hangover. Drink differently and get some RK for the match at rkbeverages.com. Ordinary people, extraordinary stories. This is the Rock Show. Super rocking rockar. The Rock Show. Super rocking rockar. With us on the phone is our friend Brienne. Brienne, how are you today? I am awesome. How are y'all? We are doing wonderful, but we're very curious about what happened at grandma's funeral. If it's not too painful, could you tell us what happened? Please. No. Okay. We're right in the middle of the prayer. Mhm. And I have ADD, so I'm kind of just looking around that, you know, what's going on. Anyway, I see my cousin kind of stumbling around and I'm like, "What the hell is he what are you doing?" You know, and um I kind of nudge his sister who's standing right next to me. I'm like, "Look, look at this. And she's like, "Oh my god." And next thing we look over and he is stepping like right where the coffin is. Oh no. And they they've got those green rugs over it to kind of cover the hole. Yes. Well, he steps on one that's covering. Yeah. And he stumbles and we just hear Oh. you know, and we're like, "Oh," and I just I bust out laughing. I can't help it. And of course, she busts out, too. And then it wasn't really appropriate because And then I impersonated my granny like right then. Oh, no. And I'm like, "Well, honey, what you doing? You don't come with me?" Oh, no. He was trying to join grandma. Oh, yeah. And We're And then his sister and I are laughing so hard. Everyone is glaring at us and I'm like, we're not the problem here. Look, we're looking at Dum Dum over here. Well, yeah. We're not the ones that almost fell in a grave. Yeah. So, and he had been drinking, you think? Uh, yeah. We'll go with drinking. He was intoxicated, but it probably wasn't on the drinking. He was just missing grandma. Oh, Brienne, thank you so much for your story and thank you so much for all your answers and for all of this. We're going to make you a super rock and rock star. All right. Congratulations, you legend. You have earned the title of the rock show super rocking rockar. Rock super rockar. This is the rock show on FMX because of course it is. 94.5 FMX. When questions have to be answered, it's you to the rescue. This is the rock show's smoking pole. Our question today is, what movie did you see too young? Mine is a family movie that traumatized me. Really? No movie gave me as many nightmares as The Wizard of Oz. Really? F them flying monkeys. Oh, the monkey. The monkeys swarming around. Nobody ever explained why they were dressed like bellhops either. Why did the monkey need a hat to fly? They didn't have interesting little outfits on, didn't they? Now that you say that, those were odd. They had little hats. I'm going to send these monkeys to go rip the man apart. But first, I gotta dress them stylishly. I don't. My answer was Chucky. Chucky. I saw that one way too little. I was at my at my cool friend's house and you didn't have to be a big kid to watch big kid movies. So, so you could watch a killer doll. Yeah, it scared the crap out of me. Did it actually give you nightmares? Yeah, it really really freaked me out. Yeah. Terrible. Mhm. Okay. Got to be careful with kids. Mhm. All right. We get together with the Rock Show Road crew every Sunday morning at 9:00. You are welcome to join us. Here's their answers. Ashley, what movie did you watch? Way too young. Uh, that would probably I have two. Okay, so Killer Clowns from Outer Space I watched when I was five. Now it's a spoof movie of course, you know, but at 5 years old, you don't know that, right? And then the second one is Cool World. I don't know if anybody remembers that movie with Brad Pitt and then like the cartoon kind of, you know, he works. Yeah. Anyways, that movie fry your brain. Yeah. Stephen Kelly, what movie did you watch Way too young? Uh, while I was about five, also me and my dad sat down and watched all the Nightmare on Elm Streets that had come out at the time. Oh my god. Oh, did you actually have nightmares? No, that one didn't really bother me. Okay, good. All right. Well, that's I I turned out perfectly fine. Oh, no you didn't. Stephanie, what movie did you watch way too young? The first Friday the 13th. The end just really messed me up for a while. Wow. Cousin Ronnie, what movie did you watch Way too young? Debbie does Dallas. But it get me this. We were We went to Blockbuster to rent the video. Yes. And somebody had recorded over it. No. Yeah. It was supposed to be a comedy and my mom popped it on and walked away and I was like, I don't think this is right. Jeremy, what movie did you watch way too young? Final Destination. Okay, now that one will scar you. Yes. This is the rock show. Coming up, we'll see what twisted your little brain. On the other side, it's the dumbass of the day. The wait is over. Rock returns to United Supermarkets Arena. It's about to get heavy. FMX welcomes Shine Down. Shine Down back in the LPK with FMX. Shine Down with special guests go heed and Cambria. And from Ashes to New Rock doesn't get bigger than this. Witness the return of Rock to United Supermarkets Arena. Listen for your hookups on air, online, and in person. Don't miss Shine Down Thursday, July 30th with FMX. I'm in the studio with Pros. Save more on what you need to get the job done right. Right now at Lowe's, get 15% off select custom entry and interior doors. Plus, save $80 on the DeWalt 20 volt max two tool combo kit. Now just $169. And at the Lowe's Proesk, bring us your materials list and get a quote in minutes. Handwritten, a photo, or even a sticky note is all you need. Keep your jobs moving faster and on budget at Lowe's. Vala through 78. While supplies last, selection varies by location. The Rock Show is brought to you in part by Tahos Motors. Get preapproved at tahhosmotors.com. This is a dumbass update on the Rock Show. An Oklahoma woman claims she developed painful cold sores and later tested positive for herpes after eating at Arby's in Broken Bow. Investigators say some surveillance video actually showed an employee named Amanda Hendris spitting into one of the sandwiches before sending out the order. Oh my god. So, that lady uh Amanda Hendrickx has been charged with felony food tampering. Yeah, she deserves that, dude. Yeah, this lady says she got the hurt from that. Can you really get it that way? I don't know. It could be a coincidence. I'm so grossed out, but it's terrible. Whatever it took to stop that one woman from serving up bad food. We have a hardcore rule that you never mess with anybody's food. You can do do whatever you want. You want to come by and nuttap somebody up here or pinch them on the butt? Do it. It's allowed. But you never mess with their food. Don't touch the food. Gross. That is just a rule around here. All right. Now, police arrested this woman, uh, Mon'nique, 48 years old, for trespassing at a CVS, and they noticed they were having a hard time putting her in the back of the patrol car. She seemed a little bit uncomfortable. It's because uh well, she had hidden an entire 12-in bottle of cupcake vineyards pino pino grigio inside her body. Oh, she must have really needed that bottle of wine. It says after allegedly stealing it from the store. Do you think she carried it in that way? But, you know, I've always heard that it's best to store wine in Oh god. In a dark place. In a dark place. Yes. There you go. Maybe not that place. She has her own personal wine seller that she carries with her. Let's not talk about this anymore. I think we're done. I think that we're done. Now they're looking at giving her a possible 5year prison sentence. Oh, that seems like a bit much. I would think that the resulting soreness from doing this would be punishment enough. Well, you never know. Then again, she could have loosened things up enough for a bigger bottle. I I have no idea who will be proven to have a brain powered entirely by Dialup Internet. Find out your winner for the dumbass of the day today at 8:35 on the Rock Show. When you hear Guns and Roses, Alice and Jane and Audio Slayer, you're on Love's Rock Station for over 40 years. 94.5 FMX. 94.5 FMX. It's Chrissy and Wes from the Rock Show on the Smok and Pull today. What movie did you watch Way too young? All right, here's some answers from Facebook. We're going to start with Stephanie. She said, actually it was Disney movies that traumatized her. She said Bambi and the Fox and the Hound. She said, "Why were all the moms dying?" Oh, I forgot about that. In Fox and the Hound. Yeah, both of those moms died. You're right, Stephanie. man. Uh Al said Kujo when he was about seven years old. He said then he read the book under the covers at night. He said I definitely wasn't old enough for either of them. Well, it's kind of sad to make a little kid afraid of dogs, too. Right. Uh Morgan said she watched The Lawn Mower Man at age five. Okay. Yeah. I watched that as a grown adult and didn't enjoy it. Yeah. No, I thought it was a terrible movie in general. Uh uh Bobby said Revenge of the Nerds when he was about seven. He said I even tried to leave the room, but my friend's mom dragged me back in there for the shower scene. Uh Jaci said Chucky, just like me. She said she was four. See, I was about the same age. She said she couldn't get the cartoons to work, so she watched the VHS that was already in the VCR. She said though that that's actually how her love of horror movies started. Okay. For me, it just scared the crap out of me. All right, then. Glad you liked it more. Mhm. Um, Drew said Purple Rain. He said his uncle covered his eyes during the sex scenes. Oh, yeah. But that had one of the best topless scenes ever. Sorry, Drew. Yeah. Uh, Luke, wait a minute. I got to think about this for a minute. No, please don't. Oh, no. We got to keep going. Oh, coming out of Lake Ma. No, no, no, no. We're good. What was that lady's name? No, let's not think about it anymore. I'm thinking about him. Luke said he saw the movie Jaws when he was four years old. He said the next morning his cousin threw him off the boat when they were in uh White River Lake. Yeah. He said, "Let's just say I almost left something else floating besides beside me." That's awesome. Good job. Good answer. Hold on a second here. I give him one of these. Oh yeah. I think that was the best one. And one more for you from Daniel Mitchell. He said the movie that he watched way too young was Helter Skelter. He said sneaking in on VHS in the middle of the night probably scarred him for life. Yeah. This is the Rock Show. Thank you for sharing your Monday with us. Coming up, more Smoke and Pole and your goofy news from the Mello studios. Melo, the mark of a fighter. Are you winning? The Town Square media station. Rocking West Texas and Eastern New Mexico. This is a rock show on 94.5 KFMX FM. Love's rock station. Welcome to Love, Texas. Home of music legends, cotton, and cutting edge medical centers. This is the land of red dirt, tumble weeds, and prairie dogs. It's a place of amazing sunrises and sunsets. And now, bursting through the flatlands and rising majestically from the plains, it's the double-headed Mount Rushmore. That is the Rock Show on FMX. You said double-headed. Double-headed. Yeah. 94.5 FMX. It's Chrissy and Wes from The Rock Show on the Smoking Pole today. What movie did you see way too young? All right, here's another round of answers from Facebook. We're going to start with Megan Floriny, right? She said she watched the original it movie when she was in kindergarten and yeah, way too young. She said, "Thanks for nightmares, Pennywise." Uhhuh. Oh, no. Uh, Jacob said he watched Girls Gone Wild in South Padre. That's all he had to say about it. Sure, he had a great time. Yeah. Uh, Nigel Baldwin said he watched Hellraiser when he was six and he later snuck into Howard Stern's private parts. Wait, that sounds weird the way that's phrased. Uh, yeah. You snuck into his private park. A little bit weird. Okay. Anyway, that's what's wrong with Nigel. Now we know. Uh-huh. Carol said that she watched The Exorcist when she was 17 or 18. She said, "I'm 70 now, and I still don't think I'm ready to watch it again." I I think that that probably would be the number one answer if we threw it out at large. I think so, too. A lot of people were traumatized by The Exorcist. Uh my dad answered this one. I don't know what movie he's talking about. He said Last Tango in Paris. Apparently, it ruined butter for him. Have you seen that movie? You don't know about the butter? No, no, I don't. Oh, you don't know about Maron Brando with Okay, let let me just set this scene for you. Okay. Yeah. Um, he's naked and the and the lady's naked and he tells her, "Get the butter." Oh, no. E, really get the butter. No way. That's exactly what he does. Gross. And you know why he needed extra? I don't want to know. You know why he needed extra? I don't want to know. Extra butter. No. What? Tell me. No, I don't want to know. It's what you think. Oh, gross. Ew. Ow. to you and oo to my dad for watching that movie. And oo to Marlin Brando and to UDA. I'm grossed out all the way around. I can't believe you didn't know that. That's a big reference. No. E. Uh, gross. That's a gross answer. Here's another gross answer from Jeremy Rutherford. Your dad wants that. Ew. Stop. Now I'm grossed out. Dad, you wouldn't make him pancakes either. Anyway, moving on to another nasty answer from Jeremy Rutherford. Yeah, he said anything I could barely see through a scrambled cable channel. If you know, you know, right? Yes, we know what you're talking about, Jeremy. Okay. I can't even You want me to do it again? No, please. I can't even think anymore. We need to be done now. I'm just thinking about my dad and this butter scene. Get the butter. Stop it. Stop. He said it in that really weird way. No more. I'm done. Rock. This is the Rock Show. On the way, a little gathering of the unhinged we like to call random stuff on the Rock Show. She packs more fun stuff into your workday than anyone else. Don't miss Three for Madness, the free lunch, and tons of backtoback rock. Weekdays beginning at 9:00 with Renee Raven on FMX. This segment of the Rock The Rock Show is brought to you by Rapid Oil Change. Ask about Rapid Oil's allnew budget friendly oil. If you love your truck, you owe it. 94.5 FMX. It's time for one unfortunate soul to pull the finger of destiny and be crowned the dumbass of the day on the rock show. A woman from Oklahoma ordered from Arby's and then got a little bit more than what she paid for. Okay. She got fries with that, my guess. Uh, no, it wasn't fries. It was painful cold sores. Okay. She apparently later tested positive for herpes. And investigators say surveillance video shows an employee named Amanda Hendris spitting into one of the sandwiches before sending out the order. I am certainly not ordering the herpes combo. Yeah, you know, I don't care if it does come with free dessert. No, you don't. Not having any of that. You don't want that combo. No. No. So anyway, this is really disgusting, but I'm not going to let it stop me from ordering at Arby's cuz Arby's is delicious. God, no. I could eat a beef and cheddar right now. Arby's just really good and I'm just going to trust this never ever happens ever again. You can put this story on loop and I would still eat it right in front of you. Exactly. No problem at all. Exactly. So yeah, y'all don't hate on Arby's. This just this is just gross. This is a bad person. This is just unfortunate. Yeah. Never mess with anybody's food. No. Never. Never. That should be sacred. That should be in the ten commandments. I agree. Why is it commandments? Oh my gosh, you're right. There's a lot of them that are the same. Get the one about being nice to your mom and dad out of there and get do not mess with anybody's food. Yes. Put that in there instead. I think I think you know what? I think we made an improvement. I think we would have made a good Jesus. I think you're right. Everyone's welcome. Police arrested a 48 year old mon. I'm still laughing about us being good Jesuses. We'd have been tag team Jesus. I think we look good in the outfit. You Well, I know I would have. Police arrested 48-year-old Monnique Mchani or Megiani for trespassing at a CVS and they noticed they were having a problem putting her in the car. That's cuz she had a 12-in bottle of wine in her personal wine celler. Oh, no. You got to keep that in a dark, moist place. Oh, gross. What you got to do? No. Now, it was Cupcake Vineyards. Is that a good bottle of wine to stick in your butt? I don't know. Uh, it sounds What is your favorite brand to put in your butt? Well, I don't usually go with Cupcake Vineyards. I think that one's a little bit cheap. It's only the classiest stuff with the slender neck. I I don't know. I haven't seen what that bottle looks like. You know, some of them are shaped differently. It You think she can come up with a better place? I just think it's hilarious that the authorities had to describe the wine brand and everything. I Does it matter? It doesn't matter. We're not focused on what's inside the bottle. the bottles. You never know. This might help this brand sell out. You know, this might be the most they've ever been mentioned before. Penog grigio, right? Cupcake Vineyards Pino Grigio. Good enough to stick in your rear. Yeah, there you go. There you go. And the winner is Oh, you're actually the winner today. Okay then. I think you deserve it. Okay. Someone just earned a gold medal in the Olympic sport of bad ideas. Join us weekday mornings for two all new dumb asses at 6:35 and 7:35 on the Rock Show. This is the Rock Show. Coming up in the FOF in the future, you will have no privacy. Chimed down hits the hub city and no one hooks you up like FMX. We've got your tickets and souvenirs ready to go. Enter now to be one of three lucky winners to score tickets to the show, plus an autograph shine down poster. This is a true FMX Blue set. Get all the details on your FMX app and get ready to join us Thursday, July 30th at United Supermarkets Arena for one hot night of rock featuring Shine Down, Coat, and Cambria. From aes to new DJ Rock B and FMX get grill ready. The rock show is brought to you in part by Tahhos Motors. Get preapproved at tahhosmotors.com. 94.5 FMX. Legend tells of a place where caring once existed. Brave souls searched for a single sign that someone gave a hoot. It was alas oot free. They found only dust, silence, and an empty horizon. Yeah, this is the rock show's field of [ __ ] Happy to report they found that uh giraffe. Yeah, the sheriff that found her said she's fat and happy. Okay, I don't see any reason to wait, shame her, but I you know, for a second there, I thought that this might just be a big joke. I know because how can you not find a giraffe in Texas? I don't care how big the state is. I know it's a giraffe. It does just seem totally wild. Well, I'm glad we found the giraffe. Okay, the giraffe has been found, everybody. Everybody, common sense. And we still don't have that, but we got the giraffe. Excellent. Chzy, in the future, uh, we will have no privacy. I mean, how's that any different from now? One tech billionaire says it's a good thing. It's a good thing. Yeah. Now, first off, I don't trust a tech billionaire. Not really. No. But you got to think about what he's really saying here. He's saying that people on camera tend to behave a little better. That is true. If there's a camera watching you, you're not going to act out, I guess. But it is kind of creepy to think we might have zero privacy at all. Zero privacy. It's kind of scary. I will not be able to make love in public anymore. Thank God for that. Sweet, sweet, sweaty love. No. Oh, yeah. Oh, please. You know what? Maybe no privacy is a good thing. Okay, then ruin my good time. I don't know why you would do that to me. Oh, no. Absolutely terrible. I did not know this was a thing. We know about the 5-second rule. That's when you drop food on the floor. You go, "Oh, 5-second rule. I can pick it up and eat it." Which is, of course, a huge fallacy. Yeah. You probably shouldn't do it. It's really, really bad. Yeah. The only time I do it, don't do it though, is if I've busted a glass nearby any time in recent in the recent history. Yeah, I avoid it when there's a lot of animal hair around. Well, no, brush that off. The glass is another story. Okay. Well, there's also a 4second rule. Okay. What is that? And it's the amount of time an internet user will wait for a page to load before leaving. Man, we are bougie. Four seconds. Four seconds and we're like, "This is killing my will to live." All we give it. We used to wait so long for things to load. I know. I remember once it took me about 8 hours to to download one nudie picture. It was a girl with a banana. Okay. All right. It was No, it was All right. No, she was nude, that's for sure. But but the banana was in the air. I don't know why she was like looking up at a banana. Sure it was. Naked. Yeah. And I'm sure that's what it was. It It was worth every second it hours to downloaded. It was a big picture. That's ridiculous. It's a large banana. And so the voices echo across the desolate and unfertile plane. Unheard but unto themselves. This has been the rock show's field of f. Today's rock show and other historic moments of questionable radio brilliance are waiting for you on demand, including YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, and anywhere else that bravely hosts audio chaos. You can also cast your very serious vote for dumbass of the day on the Rock Show Road Crew Facebook page. then immediately correct society by jumping into the smoking pole where opinions are loud, proud, and rarely correct. Chrissy and Wes would also like to remind you to spay and neuter your pets, hug the good ones, side eye the bad ones, and maybe question your own decisions along the way. This message self-destructs the second you stop listening. That is all, mother. Today on the pod, we're talking to Megan, trapeze artist and scratchers enthusiast. 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