Yes it's juvenile, but how can you not watch this? Don't you want to know the answer? The answer wasn't what I expected, that's for sure.

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So let's get all those best in, which is worse, the silent squeekers or those loud blasts of air?  Well you'll not only learn the answer, you'll learn why?  To be honest, I always thought it had to do a little with uh, uh...cleanliness and apparently that's not the case.  Hey, you could do worse things than spending two minutes learning about why we fart and which ones smell worse.  .