Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Squee [PICS]
Meet Squee, a SuicideGirl who is currently taking applications for a hero.
University of Georgia Cheerleader Anna Watson — Crush of the Day [PICTURE]
University of Georgia cheerleader Anna Watson, a 19-year-old student, passed up an opportunity to become very rich at a young age.
Ashley Mattingly — Playboy Girl of The Week [PIX]
Ashley Mattingly, Playboy’s Miss March 2011 , grew up wild and fiercely independent. She has calmed down just a bit, but she still keeps her independent spirit.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Acacia [PICS]
Meet Acacia, a SuicideGirl who gets hot over pouty mouths, vintage automobiles and who can’t live without hair spray.
Charlie Brooks — Babe of the Day [PIX]
Charlie Brooks is a model from Los Angeles, California that has appeared on Playboy TV and ‘Excused’ on MTV.
French Pop Singer Shy’m — Crush of the Day [PIX]
Shy’m is a French pop singer. Her debut album had four songs in the top 10 in France. Those are all fantastic resume builders for a young singer but we’re more interested in her fashion choices, especially her ensemble at the recent NRJ Music Awards in France.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Asio [PICS]
Meet Asio, a SuicideGirl who loves Coke, shopping and can’t live without panties.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Felina [PICS]
Meet Felina, a SuicideGirl who has a black lung but a clean urine test.
Madeline Cole — Babe of the Day [PIX]
Madeline Cole is a model and college student that just moved back to Ohio. She loves “cuddling, cooking and 80′s music.”
Elizabeth Banks — Crush of the Day [PIX]
Elizabeth Banks has appeared on ’30 Rock’ and in the movies ‘Role Models,’ ‘Wet Hot American Summer’ and ‘Zack and Miri Make a Porno.’ She is our ‘crush’ today for not only being in a movie about making a porno, she once directed a porno. Sort of.
Pat Sajack Hosted Wheel of Fortune Drunk
Pat Sajack would like to buy a vowel with a shot of Jack Daniels as a chaser. The long time ‘Wheel of Fortune’ host mentioned during a radio interview that he did more than a few shows under the influence.
In the early days of the show, there was a lot of time to kill between set changes, so Sajak and letter flipper Vanna White would hit the Cantina across the street from the studio to drink the t
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pilot [PICS]
Meet Pilot, a SuicideGirl who hates casseroles almost as much as she hates mosquitoes.