I'm a lucky dude. I get paid to do what I love and wouldn't change a thing about my life. I consider myself a well-rounded entertainer who focuses on comedy, pop culture, technology and sports…but the listeners know better and only listen because they were forced to. Because of my irreverent presence on air, a local church even formed a prayer group specifically for saving my soul. In all serious, I'm the dude you hear on the radio and see all over Facebook. I'm married with 2 kids and more pets than the city law allows. I have lots of tattoos, I love riding my motorcycle. I also have an extreme fondness for ranch dressing and Monster Energy Drinks - but not together. My wife makes my lunch every day. I love NASCAR, the New York Yankees, Chicago Blackhawks, Houston Texans, Houston Astros and Houston Rockets. My back hurts.
Bully Beats Up Blind Kid and Experiences Immediate Karma [NSFW VIDEO]
There's nothing more disheartening that seeing a helpless person get picked on by a bully. In this video, a blind high school kid is getting savagely beat up when karma intervenes.
San Angelo Resident Chosen to Meet the Pope at September 11 Memorial in New York
Rosendo "Rosey" Velez, of San Angelo, was a first responder called to Ground Zero on September 11th, 2001. Now he has a chance to reunite with other 9/11 first responders and meet the Pope.
The Painman’s All-Time ‘Fantasy’ Football Team
If you had a chance to field a football team featuring your favorite players at each position, who would they be? Here's my all-time favorite players at each position.
Dallas Cowboys Have Least Loyal Fans in the NFL
According to For he Win, a subsection of USA Today Sports, Dallas Cowboys fans are the least loyal in the NFL.
Abilene Police Arrest Two in Murder of Officer Don Allen
According to Abilene Police Chief Stan Stanridge, shortly after 6pm on Thursday evening, Abilene Police took Violetta and Phillip Walter into custody in connection with the murder of Officer Don Allen.
Here’s How You Can Help Family of Slain Abilene Police Officer
Abilene Police Chief Stan Stanridge has asked the community to help the family of Officer Don Allen.
Pictures From Incubus & Deftones Concert in Dallas [GALLERY]
Incubus and the Deftones recently played Gexa Energy Pavilion in Dallas. Our photographer, Khris Poage, has some incredible shots from the show.
‘Bad Lip Reading’ Makes the GOP Presidential Debate Hilarious
The comedy genius at Bad Lip Reading have been laying low since they turned the Avengers into rednecks a few months back. Well, they are back with a vengeance as they turn the GOP Presidential debate into more of a circus than it already was.
Doctor Pulls Worm Larvae From Woman’s Lip
You've seen a ton of disgusting videos floating around the interwebs, but have you seen a huge worm larvae pulled from a woman's lip?
Here Are Some of the Funniest Tweets From God’s Twitter Account
The "Tweet of God" is a parody Twitter account that entertains millions each day. Easily, it's one of the funniest Twitter accounts ever created.
Halestorm and Corey Taylor Perform Powerful Cover of ‘Hunger Strike’
Slipknot's Corey Taylor joined Halestorm for a powerful rendition of Temple of the Dog's "Hunger Strike" at the Alternative Press Music Awards Show.
Bee Gees’ ‘Stayin’ Alive’ Metal Cover is the Greatest Thing Ever
You no longer have to keep your love of disco a secret, now that this metal cover of "Stayin' Alive", by the Bee Gees, has been released.