The name of this band is G.O.A.T. And Your M.O.M. And this is probably the most romantic love song I've ever heard.

Now true this isn't the most touching love song ever, but at least he's being honest with his lyrics. Probably more honest than any person wants him to be. Probably more honest than is legal in many states, cause this guy is seriously messed up.

Even crazier still is this video looks like its from a back yard biker party, and yet no one has beaten this guy's ass yet.

But the band has a following. A fansite? Check. A Texas flag banana hammock? Check! Party on Wayne!