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The RockShow Big One: Can You Do The Racoon Dance?

Oh my. This story takes some strange twists and turns.  If you pay attention though, you can learn how to do the "Racoon Dance".  Now the "Racoon Dance" is probably best not done in front of law enforcement, but it might be fun to gross your wife or girlfriend out.  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: Careful When You Slap That A$$!

Okay, I can relate to this one.  Who hasn't crept up or passed by their partner and given them a pat on the rear?  And, every once in a while that pat, could be categorized as a "slap" on the butt.  Well, we had a story today about an 'A$$ SLAP GONE WRONG".  Oh, did we mention the lady was sunburned?  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: The German Cooch-Buster

Who doesn't love a good waterslide?  They are both cooling and terrifying!  Now imagine one so fast that it may be messing up lady parts?  Leave it to the Germans to come up with a waterslide that leaves you with that 'just molested by a fire house feeling".  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: It Sucks To Be John Travolta

John Travolta has been accused a lot this past year of making indecent proposals, mostly towards masseurs.  So, the question is, does he have a thing for his rub down buddies, or do rub down buddies see a chance at any easy check?  We report, you decide, or whatever, after the break.

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The RockShow Big One: Derek Jeter Will Be Getting A Sex Change

Don't you just love those hackers?  Actually I kind of don't.  It does seem they do more harm than good, BUT every once in a while one of them will pull a major funny.  Well, funny if you aren't the brunt of a joke.  More after the jump.

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Wes Hates the new Flyleaf “New Horizons” but I Like it and I’m Always Right. [AUDIO]

Ok so Wes played the new Flyleaf track "New Horizons" for me. He thought it was weak like a Lillith Fair kinda thing. I thought it rocked, just not as heavy as we're used to.

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The RockShow Big One: Don’t Shove Fireworks In Your Rear

Now some of you are saying 'duh' right now, but remember, this wouldn't be a topic if someone hadn't done it already.  Yes we have a boy genius who looked at some firecrackers, looked at his butthole, looked back at the firecrackers and went "wow, these would fit right up there".  Yes, he lit them too.  The story is after the break.

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Driver Reads Twitter – Favorite @TommyChong Tweet [AUDIO]

Driver Reads Twitter was the brain child of a madman in New York who was blown away by my voice. He told me that your voice would be perfect for reading some of the best and worst Tweets that are posted to Twitter. So with his idea and my voice, Driver Reads Twitter was born.

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The RockShow Big One: Politics Aside, Which Presidential Candidate Could You Beat Up?

Okay, FORGET politics.  We're talking only about the politicians.  Let's set it up this way.  You walk out of club into a dark alley, you look one way and President Obama has his fists up, so you look the other way and Mitt Romney has his fists up, which way do you go?  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: It Sucks To Be You: Chinese Police Edition

Do to their somewhat 'closed' society, the Chinese can be a little oblivious at times.  Not more than a month ago we had the story of a Chinese town that thought they had found a two-headed mushroom.  It wasn't.  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: Will The Real Sharktopus Please Stand Up?

Okay, so the thrust of this story is not the Sharktopus, it's just where it ends up.  It seems some assbag wanting a day off set a nuclear submarine on fire.  Explain to me how that's good.  More after the jump.

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The RockShow Big One: Local Meterologist Jailed!

Yes, we're pretty sure the idea of "women behind bars" is a little more exciting in fantasy than reality.  That's why we were so excited to hear one of our local weather hotties was going behind the blue steel!  More after the jump.  (oh and I bet she's peeved we found this old picture of her)

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