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There is a delicate balance to nature that is of a scope that we cannot truly understand. Now, it makes sense that if you remove a predator, the thing that predator preyed on will go a little unchecked. Are you with me so far? If so, then keep reading.

I guess it's just a little easier to push some people over the edge than others. For some people, there may not even be an edge, they may just be bat sh!t crazy.

This one almost comes off as a "no duh" when you think about it.  If you're tired of supplements, if you're just not getting results with your workout...try PORN!

It's another edition of "F@#$ed Up History".  This one is especially over the edge. Based on truth but basted with uncouth, learn something about the past next.

Among the many things I'd like to learn: how to avoid eating my own doodie.  Does that sound like a good idea to you too?  If it's high on your list of priorities, you may want to click through and hear what Heathen has to say.

Some people will bend their scruples just a bit, some will bend them a bit more.  Before you try to bribe someone it's best that you know that value of the bribe.  More after the jump.

They say "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 'em drink". Let's change that a bit to "the court can force you to go somewhere but they can't make you comply".  It seems that that may be what's going on in this particular case.  Click through:

Do you think the title of this blog says it all?  Well it doesn't, because it involves a cop.  Yeah, you'd think a cop would know better, but when you're stinko you don't always make the best decisions.  Find out more after the jump.

We got the latest in "F@#$ed Up History" for you.  We continuously look for the low lights in American and world history to bring you the obscure and sometimes made up facts.  Today we have George Washington's parting words.

This poor guy was looking to make a few points with the in-laws, then things went wrong.  Very, very wrong.  Wrong, as in, fell through the damn ceiling wrong.  Heathen has the story after the jump next.

The plot of the movie "Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes" comes to mind when we hear about the latest study with rats.  I guess everything has to be tested on something, but I'm not ready for "Uber-Rats" just quite yet.  Details after the break.

I've heard your odds of winning a state lottery are something like 1 in 14 million.  It doesn't keep me or other people from playing.  Sometimes you get "that feeling" that you need to play. It usually doesn't pan out, but sometimes it does.  Wait until you hear the next story.