Some people think this century has gotten off to a pretty dangerous start, what with 2004′s major and deadly tsunami in Asia. Oh yeah, and there was also that recent tsunami in Japan, those earthquakes in Haiti, Iran and elsewhere, those rampant wildfires in Europe, and so on. To stop your mind from asking, “When will it be my turn?” here is the real story about dying in a natural disaster.
I guess the concept of a "bucket list" is pretty widespread now. There are a lot of people thinking about the things they'd like to do before they "kick the bucket". For me, I'd just like to see the beach again, for others the list is as long as your arm. John Hughes had a very specific item on his list and you'll find out more about it after the jump.
Hey, poor people need boobies too! Or do they? A new law is being looked into that would prevent welfare recipients from making withdrawals at certain locations. I personally wasn't aware there was a problem, my guess is that some congressmen ran into a homeless guy at a strip bar (how else would they know?). More after the jump.
Every football player has to dream of playing in the Superbowl. It's the culmination of all the training and work you did for the rest of the year. Now, wouldn't it suck if you found out THE NIGHT BEFORE THE Superbowl that you aren't invited? Wait until you hear this story, after the jump.
Is there a subject more ripe for a porn parody than "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"? We have Janet, Magenta, Columbia and in this version the "Rocky" character is played by a female! Yes "let's have an orgy again" is the song, and I'm diggin' it. More after the jump.
Well it's official, football season has ended no more Monday Night football games to look forward to, no more college games on Saturdays, no more Friday night high school games.... all gone until next season, that makes me sad.
If you happen to be in Los Angeles, and don’t have any plans until Monday, we have the perfect activity for you. The Simpsons Ultimate Fan marathon Challenge, which celebrates TV’s longest primtime scripted show’s 500th episode.
Drunk Driving is bad. We've established that fact, 100%. Drunk driving a Zamboni is bad...and hilarious. Watching a drunk driving Zamboni incident is hilarious and gutbusting. More after the jump.
In moments of unbridled honesty, even many vegetarians will tell you how much they miss bacon. Now fast food chain Jack in the Box is riding to the rescue, introducing a new artificially-flavored bacon milkshake.
Yes, we said “bacon milkshake.”
We know that vegetables are good for us, but now one of them could save our lives. Who knew a potato could be heroic? The peeps at PPW Toys did, that’s who. And now they’ve created the Batman Mr. Potato Head.
We now start each days weird stories with "The Too Naughty News" at about 5:50. You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason). So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time. With that said, proceed with caution to the next page for the "Too Naughty News".
