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I have a beautiful wife and daughter, I absolutely love to rock and I occasionally pickup the bass guitar (a lack of talent has never stopped me).  Among my other interests are horror movies, tattoos and computer RTS games.  I have a cat named Wolf

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Heathen was born to 1 of 2 lesbian mothers, neither of which will take responsibility for him anymore.  He went to school.  School sucked.  Pretty early on he noticed a surging fondness for boobs, breasts, knockers, ta-tas, sweater monkeys, you name it.  So when he was old enough to get into the strip clubs, 13 I think, he found himself hanging around the dumpsters because they would also routinely kick him out for “egregiously groping the talent”, whatever that means.  After a few years he realized that heaven was a place on earth, and guys could actually get paid to hang around these women by being what is commonly referred to as a sleazeball.  Better known as the tittie bar dj.  So he got his first job at the Poop-N-Shoot, a topless bar/firing range on the outskirts of an airport someplace where they don’t do background checks.  Everything that happened between then and now is anybody’s guess, but I bet if you check enough “official” records, you’ll find something.  Anyway, now he’s on the radio and we all have to put up with him.  Nice.

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The RockShow was born out of frustration.  Sexual frustration mostly because, I mean, come on have you looked at us?  We couldn't get laid at a nymphomaniac convention.  But then after the whole trying to get laid thing we were frustrated that so many douchebags love to hear themselves talk so freakin much that they've taken the rock of rock radio stations.  Well guess what?  TALK DOESN'T ROCK!  So we decided to fill the empty void of music in the mornings.  Sure lots of morning shows say they play music, and they do, but a minute and a half of Free Bird to kick off what otherwise is a sh!@ty morning show doesn't count in our book.  So we guarantee at least 8-10 songs every hour every morning or your money back.  So if you're just dying to hear people blather on about what color their kids poop was that morning go ahead and tune in to LIVE with Regis and Kelly, or whatever the hell floats your boat.  But if you need some loud ass music to knock the sleep/hangover off in the morning so you can make it through your day, then the RockShow is for you.

Tell your friends and tickle their taints.

Love,

The RockShow.

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Hometown: Bay City, Texas Born: Houston Birthday: September 9th Sign: Virgo...don't quite understand this whole "sign" stuff Marital Status: Happily Divorced Kids: Only 1 that I pay for...her name is Kalei Alexis and is the coolest kid on the planet Pets: Belle, Boogie, Tyson, Jinks...figure out the kind of animal based on their name Favorite Band/Artist: That's like asking a fat man his favorite sweet Favorite Song Lyric: Everybody was kung fu fighting Favorite Concert: Pink Floyd back in the day...Papa Roach most recently Favorite Local Restaurant: Depends on who is giving me the free meal...this is radio, I don't get paid jack Favorite Beer: Coors Light then Keystone Light then FREE Favorite Shot: Orange Crush primarily but a Donkey Kong is pretty bad ass too! Favorite TV Show: I'm down with all the crime drama's Favorite Baseball Team: New York Yankees Favorite Football Team: Houston Texans Favorite Basketball Team: Houston Rockets Favorite Hockey Team: Dallas Stars Favorite Soccer Team: Manchester United Favorite College Team: University of Texas Longhorns! Favorite Website: keyj.com - facebook.com - sportsline.com Nickname Growing Up: Horsefly More »

What's there to tell... I am DRIVER! I rock! the end!  GO STEELERS!

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Host of Everything Goes Black & The Wrecking Yard. Worst Fantasy Football player ever. Still Loves Men. More »

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